Sneaky Family Poll

last night I went to visit both sides of my family tree, thos on my fathers side and those on my mothers side, and aparently they all seem to think its better to be sneaky then ask for permision, at a house of a relative on my fathers side turned out a cousin had a birth defect which consisted on having a behind shaped like an antique phonograph needle, either that or he had a back airplane tire on the tail...