What About Jon Cryer

last night I had two dreams, in both murphys law applied... the first one I was stuck at a mountain hotel, I think we were snowed in by a snow storm, I was sitting at a meeting room with a bunch of oil company union bosses, and somehow I convinced them that the company needed to give me a bonus and a car, I pictured the car completely, it was a brown cadillac with gold hubcaps and spoilers, I would make any pimp proud.. anyway the storm passed and so did the union bosses promise of a bonus and car.. After that I went probably to Lybia, possibly I was Moammar Gadhafi, I was waiting to be rescued by the United States, I started the war and now I was going to abandon ship and the U.S. were in on my plan of starting the war and then disapearing, I expected a spaceship to come take me out of the counrty, maybe to some space station or something, and they did send a spaceship for me but instead of me traveling to space or some other location a medium sized robot, like Walle came out except this one a little bit bigger and meaner, came out and pinched a biopsy from me, and went back on his spacecraft and flew away, they took my DNA when what I was expecting was for them to take me away, I was left to be lynched by the angry mob...

Accidental Tourist

last night I dreamed I went on vacation to some place in the middle east, It was a medium sized modern city, that reminded me of Cancun, except that it didnt have an ocean, it had farms.. but all the hotels and buisiness were placed along the main street.. I think I dreamed this city before but partied at a luxury hotel on a balcony style disco that overlooked that whole area, anyway I was there with my family.. we had a family gathering at the hotel room, but it was getting kinda boring, so I told my brother that we should go out to see a movie or go to one of the local bars, so we left in the car, I told my brother to check out what movies were playing, the one that called my atention was a scary movie about fat women, so I go in the car to check out some night clubs, but then the dream morphed and I was with my nephew and we stopped on a farm because he wanted to see the farm animals, so we stopped there got out and petted some ducks, mostly birds on that farm... then we met the family that lived there, an arab man who married an american teacher who quit her teaching job, because what she mnost wanted in life was to have a farm, and their daughter who was probably 10-13 years old and looked like the mother, then the dream morphed again and I was alone and wanted to go back to see my brother who was at the movie theater, but I was on the other side of the farm and it was going to take me a 30 minute walk to get back on the street, so I took the back road and boarded a bus to take me back to the car, what I didnt know was that the return took about two hours because the bus stopped at another town on the way there, on that other town we passed(the bus driver two other guys and me) a meeting between the local citizens and mexican polititians that went to talk about social security health care, aparently the arabs dont have a good enough system for health care so they need mexicans to tell them, heading that group of polititians was Genaro Borrego who used to be director of IMSS in mexico, anyway on the way back we took a picture of a newspaper someone was holding on the street while they took a picture of us on the bus...

Stanley Ceremony and Mine House

last night I dreamed I was a technician working for Paco Stanley when he died, I didnt work at the TV studio, I worked at a much smaller studio in an office building, it was the size of a meeting room and had three 3CCD cameras which are the semiprofesionals ones, Im not sure if we did radio broadcasting or TV shows, but it seemed to me it was a room for interviews... The day Paco died or in that time period we held a small ceremony for Paco and invited an aunt of his who did show up, we just prayed and remembered him... After that I went to live (spend the night) at some house it looked modern and had a giant like fish pond type aquarium, the house was haunted but It seemed to me that the neighbors were somehow involved in the haunting, turned out the house was connected to a mine cave....

Shake It Up Baby

Last night I dreamed I went to visit New York and maybe after that go to the Academy Awards, I went to a mall inside a building and met some old co-workers they gave me a tour ofd the city and after that we saw some guy on the streets making alot of noise, I was inside of the building and couldnt see well, but I got the idea he had an orchestra, but I just remember one guy there, I never saw an orquestra, I mentioned I wanted to go to the Oscars. After that I took a bus ride down to the river because we were going to see how the workers were cutting logs for street lights and telephone poles, turned out they had an amphibious bus that went inside the river and picked the log right off the water and carried it back to the streets to where it would place it, the driver was a woman and she was a mean driver, she was behind our bus and she was driving very close to our bus, it almost seemed like she was going to ram it with the pole...

Back to School

last night all I remember is that I went to an elementary school in the U.S. I was at the gym, but I dont remember why I was there or what I was doing . . .

Cuban Museum

last night I went with my nephew to what looked like downtown cuba, before it was destroyed by polititians, maybe it was some other spanish colonial carabbean island, but anyway I spent the day downtown visiting the buildings and the museum...

Mexico Madoff

last night I had a Bernie Madoff type dream, I was like his son in the dream, except it was in mexico, my father quit his job and was about to buy a restaurant that sold seafood and he was making several business deals, but he just took off and disapeared, then people he owed money to started to appear and harrase mwe about his where abouts, I told them I didnt know and that all I heard him mention one time was something about Chiapas, and then a bunch of unfortunate events started to happen, it was like the trigger for a bunch of bad news...

Wrong Impressions

last night I had several dreams but I forgot the good one and only remembered the traumatic one, so this is the traumatic one, last night I went to see my uncle at his hotel/office, we were talking and I picked up from a small table what looked like a pamphlet and it turned out to be a short picture story book of gay men, once I noticed I told my uncle, what is this? and he said oh no, its not mine, a friend of mine left it here, I was like ok then after I saw a sword hanging on a wall, I picked it up and asked if I could have it because since I was a Knight I needed a sword but it turned out the sword was a tin dull decoration sword and it was useless so I asked him if he could make me a real one since he works with steel although not in metallurgy, but In the dream I asked, he said he would...(this is the same uncle that in another dream fed and groomed the french army during the Cinco de Mayo battle)

After that I went to see some cousins from Mexico city at the airport, turned out she was working as a steward and a call girl all at the same time at the airport, at least that was the impression I got because she was with some of her airline steward friends organizing some sort of affairs...

Country Club

last night I dreamed I went o a new country club located in what I thought was my home town, it was still under construction and I had to walk on a kind of ledge to get to see the restaurant area.. I dont remember much about anything else from last night...

Im on a Boat - Hotel

last night I had several hotel dreams, three I think or maybe they were all interconnected and morphed around, first I went to a modest hotel, it was clean and comfortable nothing fancy, I was there with two room mates from work, I was telling them about a boat my father had that I took care of, I was showing them a computer program that simulates nautical conditions as you drive a 3d ship around the area, you can choose any type of ship you want to navigate and you can choose the location, so I showed them how I could drive a 50+ foot yacht around acapulco bay while it was full of swimmers, I ran over a bunch of people, I was just having fun with it, then I told them if there was ever a hurricane type event I could drive the yacht away as if it were mine and the insurance would cover it, I could take them anywhere around the world... then a woman came knocking at my door telling me I needed to prepare for the flood, start making sandbags because everyone was going to make sandbags for the area infront of their house, then we talked about what I should do to prevent water inside the house and how to guard the stove... Then I went to another hotel, this time a luxury hotel, I went with my nephew, it was a huge hotel with all the luxurys...

The Tin Puzzle

last night I dreamed I was staying at some hotel type apartments that had french architectural style, like the buildings on Bourbon street, anyway Im inside the apartment trying to figure out where my baby nephew was, til I saw him stuck under the stairs in the inside of the apartment, I reached out to him from between the stair floor boards and pulled him out, he likes to go under those stairs, just then my other nephew calls out to me and tells me that theres someone on the street thats looking for me, so I go outside and look down to the street and it was some egyptian looking man I know from Villahermosa (I think he kinda looks like egyptologist Zahi Hawass) he was sitting in his car waiting for me, so I went down and walked up to the car, he just took out his hand and gave me a tin jigsaw puzzle, just four large pieces, like the kind youd find as a yogurt prize for kids, I think it had a picture of Cars, the movie....

We Are The World

Hardly remember by now, Im really busy trying to open my new web cafe, but what I remember is I was close to the part where the new freeway is being constructed, I went to see some guy who had a mechanics workshop, he had a special pet project, he called it the motorized kite, it was a kind of kite with turbines, it could lift heavy objects for you and place then somewhere else in the workshop, I met his girlfriend whom he was marrying, near there there was a store and on the second floor an apartment, the people below didnt get along with the ones above and that day all hell broke out, they were throwing rocks at each other, I left that area as soon as I could because it was getting kinda dangerous I ended up at a small recording studio with some people I guess I knew, I told them they looked funny, like the persons on the We Are The World Video, I started singing a bit of it because I thought it was funny, but then they all started to sing it, I didnt enjoy it, so I left and on the way out I got stuck on a mud hill that I thought was complete and turned out to be a cliff, I turned back almost getting stuck in the mud and then I woke... I remembered all of it!

The Parking Lot

last night I dreamed I went to some large underground parking lot, it was large and tight, you hardly had any space to move around in, I think it was the parking lot of some skyscraper, I had to wait for the person who parked infront of me so I could leave, turned out the person I was waiting for was an old friend from secondary or jr high...

Hawaii and a Free Computer

last night I remember I had two dreams, maybe more but anyway, first I was a crippled person from the legs, I used a wheel chair and I think I had a valve in my head, I think I lived in New York and there was a computer giveaway for handicapped people so I went to the office building where they had the offer and took it, they gave me a really fast ATX computer, it was black... after that I think I went to Cd. del Carmen, Campeche, but it looked more like Hawaii, I boarded the ferry along with a bunch of local women who were representative of the community, they were trying to convince me to stay on the islan, that life there was great, but I wanted to leave and see the world...

Family Hospital

last night I spent with my family and relatives, we were celebrating Christmas or something and afterwards we went to a children´s hospital, there were burned kids, kids with physical disabilities etc. I think I had down or something similar, I liked to climb...

Dr. Pepper Recipe

last night I dreamed I went to see a taxi driver who was an expert taster, he could taste something and tell you all the ingredients, the taxi driver looked like the ones parked near my house, anyway, he started to tell me what Dr. Pepper had I only remember lettuce, I wanted to know how Dr. Pepper got its color...

Sisters Trip and Agriculture

last night I went with my sister to a neighborhood that looked like Galaxias to visit a friend of hers, there were other people there she knew and she was trying to get a vacation deal or something, I went to see the guy in charge of agriculture to see if I could start a small vegetable garden, he was going to tell me what to plant, but he wanted me to plant trees, which I thought sucked..

Pepto Mix

last night I couldnt sleep, I had lots of gas and indigestion and I ran out of alcazeltzer, so I took grape salts and peptobismol, the pepto was the one that made me well enough to sleep and I had three weird nightmarish dreams, first I went to a party at some apartments that looked like my nephews old apartments, there were drunk people there, after that I was held up at a bank, taken hostage along with about four other people and managed to confuse the bankrobber / kidnapper by using a cell phone, I overtook him and waited for the police to arrive. I also went back to the Pemex offices were I worked as a janitor, they had opened new cafes at the offices, and I felt cheated they didnt have those when I worked there...

Really High

last night I had two dreams in which I was really high, the first I went to a skyscraper that was almost finished, the construction workers were finishing up on the roof of the skyscraper, I went up there with them to show them some drawings I made of how I wanted a bar on the roof instead of the helipad they had built, so they were breaking up the original structure to make room for my bar, I went up there with five sheets of paper, there were about 20 workers there besides me, I was about to show the drawings when a gush of wind came thru and blew my sheets away, Im afraid of hights so I instantly dropped to the ground on my hands and knees as I saw my sheets blow away over the edge, the whole roof was about 30mts in radius, so it was quite small and even more if you consider there were already 20 people up there working with sledge hammers...

after that I went to some school from the U.S. and I was with a girl there and her friends, the girl smoked pot, I think I asked her to be my girrlfriend or something like that and she offered me marihuana and I got hooked, I was smoking pot all the time, then there came a storm, a really bad thunderstorm, someone said it was a hurricane, I also met some of the girls friends who were also pot heads and reminded me of Lindsay Lohans friends in the movie in which she just moved from africa into a new school in the U.S., the girl I asked to be my girlfriend was or looked alot like BriBri...

Poza Rica Bit

I dont remember the whole dream just that I went to the building were my brother works at in Poza Rica and on the second floor there was a DJ playing and the second floor was turned into a disco...

Tajin Museum

last night I went with my mother to the Tajin Ruins, they are located in the Totonacan area of the state of vercruz, I went as a tourist, my mother was very interested in all the totonacan things, she asked all the museum officials questions that she had as they were talking about the history of the place, some of her questions were weird and kinda pointless but she was very enthusiastic about the culture, on the way in to the museum we noticed new houses being built around the museum, the houses resembled pyramids, ruins and how some totonacans lived, we noticed that some of the museum officials were in favor and some against the new neighborhood that imitated how people there lived in the past...

Granmas House And Football Incident

last night I went to visit my grandmother on my mothers side at her new house, she bought an old wooden home next to a church and a restaurant all owned by the church priest, it was a nice house, just old, there was a lot of green area around the house and restaurant... after that I went to a football field that was built kinda on a ditch, we were training with the coach when two groups of policemen invade the field and have us standing in the field during hours while they decided who the better cops were or something like that, in any case they had us hostage til the coach got angry and took out his shutgun from his car or office and shot at the air, all the cops who didnt already have their guns in the air did so while trying to take cover, they cuffed the coach when I woke...

Rent and Fair

last night I went to the fair to see a woman I had rented a house to, she had a utility pick up truck with a bunch of oil pipes in the back, she told me she had inherited it from her father and that it was some sort of mobile oil lab, to me it looked like a regular water well drilling kit, in any case she paid me the rent money and left me at the fair, but I only took part of the money and left the rest on her pick up truck seat, After that I went to a school were the students were selling concert tickets at a long table infront of the school, I wanted to go to that concert but I dont remember who was playing, then I remembered about the money so I went back to the fair to find the woman but she was no longer there, I remembered she mentioned something about Jose Angel Llamas, so I went looking for him at the fair, I had to speak to some bodyguard or something to get him to tell Jose Angel I was outside his tent, Jose Angel came out and I told him about the woman but he said he hadnt seen her, so I remembered my dream about Jose Angel in Chiapas so I decided to tell him about it and see if he had any reaction about it, but he just had a poker face about it. I told him I had seen him in Chiapas in one of those new community citys there, the one that had a hotel, he said oh wow and left, I wasnt sure if it was oh wow cool or oh wow what a nut case, but its the second time Ive noticed Jose Angel tries not to speak... The Fair might have been the Candelaria fair in Tlacotalpan, Veracruz...

Food Advisor

last night I went to a kind of mall cafeteria that looked like a kind of a talk show TV set, I went to talk to several ladies about food poisoning and how employees dont give a hoot about spoiled or rotten food at restaurants, they blame someone else if someone gets food poisoning, that happens alot at restaurants that are run by employees and not owners, I gave an example using Gerber Products and how one bad Gerber product could ruin the company and cause alot of babies to get sick, so there always needs to be the owner supervision of all aspects of food handling, the owner if the bottom line person to blame in case of a rotten product, so we need more owners and less employees...