Lame Yuppies and Gay Cops

this dream might be a kind of answer to Alex Jones´s worry about the cops and yuppies laughing at his conspiracy theories, in any case, last night I dreamed I went to my nephews university to collect his homework for him because he left on a field trip type event, so I went to see his university yuppie friends about the homework and they all gathered at a western dude ranch type bar, only yuppies and cops went to that western dude ranch type place, I was collecting the homework when a couple of cops came over to our table to ask if any of us were gay, we said no, so the two cops moved on to another table, after I finished copying my nephews homework I went over to where the cops were to ask them what it was all about, they told me they needed more gay cops, so they were searching for new reclutes, I told them again that I wasn't gay but that I was interested in their group, that maybe I would be allowed to tag along with them just to see what it was all about, they sad they had a meeting on the other side of the bar, I could go watch if I wanted, said sure, when I arrived they were doing some sort of gay baby shower games, I'm not going to go into any details but they had a couple of cops both tied, the rest of the cops would have to help the first tied cop so that he could help the other one tied to the bed, turned out the cops were putting on a kind of show to get rid of some cops they didn't want in their secret mafia, so if the straight cops stayed they would do even more gay stuff til the straight cops left, they weren't really gay they were just putting on a show for the straight cops... so Alex don't worry, cops are gay and yuppies are lame...